Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
