Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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