Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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