Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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