in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
