Dual....:-)
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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