Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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