Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
