Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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