Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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