what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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