no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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