I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Randomize