): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I am mentally ready for anal.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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