He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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