i may or may not be watching the land before time
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
im on a boat
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