I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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