i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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