I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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