ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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