She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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