It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Sext me about skeletons
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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