Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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