Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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