I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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