god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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