MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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