Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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