I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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