Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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