How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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