The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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