I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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