But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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