Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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