That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i out mim tonsoeep
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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