google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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