Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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