Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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