i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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