she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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