hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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