The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we have pet lesbian snakes
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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