It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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