The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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