if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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