i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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