I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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