Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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