Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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