you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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