I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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