did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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