I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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