How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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