in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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